you'll never know what Meryl Streep looks like

I've been slowly making my way through my movie collection and although I haven't yet finished the "B" movies, I couldn't wait to put up some quotes. This time I put more than one per movie. Go ahead, guess!

(Here is a hint: They all start with "B")

#1 "Smashing? What, did he hit you over the head with his charm?"

"I've been to the moon"

"He's been to Europe.

He's from Europe."

#2 "My avatar's dressed like a whore."

"Expecting what? A social security check?"

"Your eggs are from, like the 40s."

#3 "There must be steroids in macaroni."

"Wow I always wondered who lived here. I just thought it was Clay Aiken or something."

"I didn't know athlete had 3 syllables. That's a-ma-za-zing."

#4 "We wasted the good surprise on you."

"What's your name? He'll write it on the wall."
"I have a belly button."

#5 "Suntan lotion is good for me. You protect me--tee hee hee."

"When I graduated first grade, all my dad did was tell me to get a job."

"Stop looking at me swan."

#6 "Well there is the usual things. Chocolates...flowers...promises you don't intend to keep."

"I've been burnt by you before."

"It's not right for a woman to read. Soon she starts getting ideas and thinking.."

#7 "It's a black...tank."

"You're not the devil. You're practice."

"Should've tipped better"

"You look very fashionable. Apart from the mud."

#8 "St. James Josh. It's religious!"

"Three dimes, a hundred dollar bill, and 87 ones."

"Wow...Thanks!"

#9 "Yeah Danny. That's usually how it works. Otherwise they arrest you and charge you with rape.

"Help! There is a blind kid driving this train!"

"Squidgy."

Come on, GUESS!

men are such babies

I've been working my way through my movies alphabetically and i just wanted to share a few of my favorite quotes from the movies I've watched so far. Try to guess what they are from!

1. "I want you. I need you. Oh baby, oh baby."

2. "I think our hands just made a baby."

3. "You steal the Bible you go to Hell. Those are the rules."

4. "I feel like i just found out my favorite love song was written about a sandwich."

5. "Aloha. Sorry about your brain."

6. "Yeah. Her...uh, Bible-hugging, crucifix-wearing, honk-if-you-love-Jesus people."

7. "An explosion of flavor. I'm working with some very unstable herbs."

8. "I'm a concert Pianist. That's a pretentious way of saying I'm...unemployed at the moment."

9. "Oh sure. Blame the bat. What the heck? We're easy targets."

10. "Check out my totally invisible finger!"

11. "Can you make boobs come out of hiding?"